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# Munafo's Laws of Mathematics

The First Law.

1. Once a mathematician learns something, they do not repeat it.

To give some specific examples:

• Once you know the definition of "abelian group", you must not actually give the definition in any of your papers.
• If some other author, or you (in a previous paper) showed why some function is limited from above by N1.2x, you cannot repeat the proof.
• If you and someone else both gave proofs of the N1.2x result (which, by the First Law, must be different) neither of you may repeat either of them.

In all cases, readers are expected to either know the omitted information, or go find the source and read it. In general, once any result is known (regardless of who showed that result), it cannot be restated.

According to Richard Feynman [1] mathematicians consider any theorem to be "trivial" once there is a proof. Thus, all (true) mathematical propositions can be classified into the trivial and the unproven.

This practice applies mostly to academic articles, but is also common on web pages, in discussion forums, and very often in private emails.

Main Corollary:

1. a. I am not a mathematician.
Munafo's First Law, applied to me, states that if I were a mathematician, I would not repeat things I have learned. However, I often explain things I have learned in great detail, thus I cannot be a mathematician.

The Inverse of the First Law would imply that Since I am not a mathematician, I am free to say whatever I want, including things I have learned. This does not necessarily follow from the First Law, but happens to be true in my case: if I actually were a (professional) mathematician I would probably feel compelled to obey the Laws.

Humorous Corollaries:

1. b. No mathematician says anything they did not work out themselves.
Thus the common joke wherein a mathematician answers a question like "how do I make soup?" by describing one step then stating that the problem has now been reduced to a previously-solved problem.

1. c. No writers of mathematics textbooks are mathematicians.
This is clearly not true, thus the First Law is technically false. The First Law could be "fixed" by adding a qualifier, but I'm not sure which qualification would be the best.

1. d. Any literary work (such as a popular song) that contains repeated words, or which repeats words found in another literary work, is not a work of mathematics.

2. Statements must be made in the most abstract manner possible.

If your findings can be expressed in two different ways, both equally provable, choose the more abstract expression.

Even if it can be described more concretely without loss of generality, abstraction somehow makes it better.

The Third Law.

3. Examples are worthless.

Examples prevent one's expression from being abstract; they draw the reader's attention to specific cases, possibly suggesting that the general statement does not hold; and they are always redundent inasmuch as the general statement implies all possible examples.

Old versions of the Laws:

1. Never repeat anything you have learned from another mathematician.

1. Once a mathematician learns something, they must not repeat it.

1. Once a mathematician learns something, they are not allowed to repeat it.

1. Once a mathematician learns something, they are not allowed to teach it to anyone else.

1. Once a mathematician learns something, they are not allowed to explain it to anyone else.

[1] Richard Feynman, "A Different Set of Tools" (in 'Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!': Adventures of a Curious Character (New York: W. W. Norton), pp. 69-72, (1997)

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