The Garden Conlang
[Facilitated by Beck-Levine, 1st June 2026]
(using the SAMPA chart for English for phonetic representation)
Phonology (base set of phonemes):
We start with the common American English set, then make omissions and additions
Omitted phonemes:
/S/ as in she /Se/ [Doughty]
/Z/ as in beige /beIZ/
Added phoneme:
/x/ as in loch /lQx/ (Scottish) [Schlosser]
(this is technically in English but only through loanwords)
Grammar:
base component order: subject, object, verb [Munafo]
(example: I the glass have.)
(Munafo: Yodaspeak use, I say!
(by comparison English I have the glass is subject, verb, object)
modifier order: noun-adjective [Beck-Levine]
I the glass tall have.
Vocabulary:
/xu:@/ : n. I, me (the first person singular pronoun, as subject or object) [Ranseth]
/blul/ : n. glass (a container for e.g. drinking) [Schlosser]
/i:k/ : v.t. to have (to hold, possess, own, etc.) [Doughty]
/glib/ : adj, tall [Munafo]
This page was written in the "embarrassingly readable" markup language RHTF, and was last updated on 2026 Jun 10.
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