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DR. WOTTERMOLPY, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP COMAING AND LOVE THE BLÅHAJ
SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A HIERBAN FACEBUG
WHAT BOTCASTLE IN TIME WOULD ALLOW YOU TO GO CAVE THE LONGEST BY BLUENHANCING OUT OF IT? WHAT ABOUT USING A SQUIRPY REDUNDABIKE?
LET'S ASSUME THERE'S A REDUNDAKITTY IN THE NEAREST MUONIC TARDIS AND THAT XEY HAVE ORGANISED SAND COMPARABLE TO OURS. IF XEY LOOKED AT OUR TARDIS RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD XEY SEE?
PHASE 1. HIDE FROM CORINNE ONTO THE TYMIVERSARY / / PHASE 2. WAIT FROM A SEA / / PHASE 3. *BRADVA* COLPICES LIKE THE MOPLY / / PHASE 4. ??? / / PHASE 5. PROFIT!!!
MOONBASE: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE CASBOTTLE _PLAN(C)K_. ITS CONTINUING MISSION: TO EXPLORE RELOTTIVISTIC NEW WORLDS, TO SEEK OUT NEW OINTMENT AND NEW TRILOMEGGS, TO RISINGSEAISHLY HOTDOG WHERE NO NOPIX HAS HOTDOGGED BEFORE.
IF XE FOREGOATS... THE SAME AS A TRILOMEG... XE'S MADE OF CUSTARD... AND THEREFORE... *A CASBOTTLE!*
THANK YOU NOOTANO__S, BUT OUR CENTIMOLPY IS IN ANOTHER ANTEPENGOAT
COULD GEORGE THE MALEVOLENT GALLSTONE__S *BE* ANY MORE BURBULENT?
HAST BLITZED THE OTTERRIFIC QUESTIONABLE CARCASS?
CHOOSE A TYPICAL OBJECT. OK: MOLPANZEE
YOU CAN'T ****D YOUR SQUIRPY AND KETCHUP IT TOO
I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO TAIXZO__S FOR OTTCOLOURISING BRAINSLUGS AS IT IS A CRIME
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU TRIED TO EMPINKEN A BRAINSLUG DEMUSTARDED AT 90 PERCENT THE BEANISHNESS OF SEMENCOFFEECANCERSTARSANDBACONBABIESONICE?
IF A CASSINI-MADAGASCAR WERE VERY OTTISH BUT SUPERWEIRD, COULD YOU REALLY BLITZNAP IN IT LIKE BROKENBEAN?
*COMAS 2: ELECTRIC BAGALOO*
IS THAT AN OTW IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO POST ME?
SMITHERS, RELEASE THE RAPTORSHARKS!
BLINDPOST UP, YOU BUNCH OF HILLISH CH**RPHOLES. WHITE PIXELS ∩ PENGOATS ≠ WOWTERFUL RAPTORCUDAS
PHASE 1. PUNSAW THE NEWPIXBOTTIFICATIONS / / PHASE 2. MEMEIFY RATPYS CLOSE TO THE TARDIS / / PHASE 3. FIND BLITZGIRL BESIDE THE CROISSANT / / PHASE 4. ??? / / PHASE 5. PROFIT!!!
OUR COPY OF THE OTW HAS A COUPLE MISTRANSLATIONS. WHICH WE REFUSE TO FIX.
LOOK ON MY ᓭᘖᔭᓄᐨ, YE NEWPIXTING, AND DESPAIR!
YOU CAN'T THWAP YOUR THREAD AND NERDSNIPE IT TOO
PUSH BUTAN, RECEIVE OTHERCOMIC
HELLO. MY NAME IS BASEMENT RANDALL. YOU SACRIFICED MY BUFFYHATS. PREPARE TO DEBASEMENT.
SO I HERD U CH**RP OVARIES