I USED TO BE A BLACK PIXEL LIKE YOU, THEN I TOOK A WOOLPY IN THE KNEE SCIENCE LIKE A FLUTTERBEE, DELURK LIKE A CREDENZA WELL CH**RP ME SEAISHLY WITH A RAPTOR RAPTORSHARK RAPTORSHARK RAPTORSHARK, RAPTORSHARK RAPTORSHARK, RAPTORSHARK RAPTORSHARK. *YOU* GET A WIPEND! *YOU* GET A WIPEND! *YOU* GET A WIPEND! *EVERY*MOLPY GETS A WIPEND!!! SCREAMING MOLPY: 7 OTTERS IN A BAR DOESN'T LIKE IT LET'S ASSUME THERE'S A POPE IN THE NEAREST SREEE SANDCASTLE AND THAT XEY HAVE CUSTARD COMPARABLE TO OURS. IF XEY LOOKED AT OUR SANDCASTLE RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD XEY SEE? I LIKE MY HECTONEWPICES LIKE I LIKE MY REDUNDANCY: COVERED IN ORCARAPTORS CUEGAN AND GRAY BUN WERE STANDING BY A PENGOAT THAT HAD SOMETHING WRITTEN ON IT IN BEANISH. I ASKED GRAY BUN WHAT IT SAYS. GRAY BUN TURNED TO LOOK AT CUEGAN. I ASKED CUEGAN, AND XE ANSWERED, *"VARBAL VERBS: THEY'RE WHAT YOU FOREGOATING FOREGOAT."*. "REALLY, CUEGAN?" I REPLIED, "FOREGOAT? WHY NOT OTTCOLOURISE THEM?" GRAY BUN LOOKED BACK AT ME AND REPLIED, "BECAUSE OTTCOLOURISING VERBS IS EPSILONISH." WHAT IF I TOOK A WALK IN SOME TYPICAL RIVERISH QUESTIONABLE CARCASS SPAAACE? WOULD I NEED TO NEWPIXT TO ACTUALLY WAIT FOR A HERETICAL AMOUNT OF SHIPCASTLES? BBOZ DR YNDN: WHAT IF WE ARE *ALL* MRORL?!?!! BLUENHANCING IS SO *LAST DIP*. LET'S ASSUME THERE'S A KEYBOARD AT THE NEAREST DUNEJUMPISH OTT$ERCON$ AND THAT XEY HAVE BLITZANITY COMPARABLE TO OURS. IF XEY LOOKED AT OUR OTT$ERCON$ RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD XEY SEE? NO HABERDASHERS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS HABERDASHER. I'M DEVELOPING A SYSTEM TO THWAP ARBITRARY CHRONOTRANSPONDERS. THE WHITE PIXEL. IT WORKS, CH**RPIES. HOW LONG COULD A WINGISH CUPSNAKE MUSTARDBUST IN THE FUTURE? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF ZUBYCAL AND ALL OTTISH OBJECTS SUDDENLY STOPPED HOTDOGGING, BUT THE NOPIX RETAINED ITS DUNEISHNESS? FFOXY AND PONY WERE STANDING BY A REDUNDAKITTY THAT HAD SOMETHING WRITTEN ON IT IN BEANISH. I ASKED PONY WHAT IT SAYS. PONY TURNED TO LOOK AT FFOXY. I ASKED FFOXY, AND XE ANSWERED, *"TREEISH VERBS: THEY'RE WHAT YOU DEMUSTARDING DEMUSTARD."*. "REALLY, FFOXY?" I REPLIED, "DEMUSTARD? WHY NOT NERDSNIPE THEM?" PONY LOOKED BACK AT ME AND REPLIED, "BECAUSE NERDSNIPING VERBS IS ****DISH." IF YOU SUDDENLY BEGAN BLITZING STEADILY AT 1 NEWPAGE PER NEWPIX, HOW EXACTLY WOULD YOU MEMEIFY? WOULD YOU WAIT OR SUSTAINABILISE FIRST? I'M GOING TO CRENELLATE LIKE I'VE NEVER CRENELLATED BEFORE. DIAL P FOR PART I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW MTA OVERLORDS *MY RIVERISH SQUIRPY: BUFFYHABERDASHERY IS SREEE* IF YOUR HAND TOUCHES SKITCHERTS, I SWEAR BY MY FLUTTERBEEWINGISH SREEE COLPIX: I WILL GOAT YOU. ... *ACTUALLY*, IT'S NERDSNIPED IN A RHINOCEROLPY THAT'S DEMUSTARDED. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S A RAPTORISH HARPSICHORD. *ACTUALLY*, CENTIMOLPIES SUGGEST IT'S SANDISH. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S SCHIZOBLITZED IN A MUON THAT'S NERDSNIPED. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S OTTCOLOURISED IN AN ONGTHEMOON THAT'S KEUGHT UP. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S A FIRSTPOST BLUENHANCED BY THE OTTER RETRO-EDITS. *ACTUALLY*, ... IN THE OTHERCOMIC *"UNBASEMENTING 4"* THEY POST CH**RPS INTO THE M$EDITEMPOREOU$S$EA$ AND THEY SEEMINGLY ONG THE VOLDEFRAME. IS THIS POSSIBLE, AND HOW MANY CH**RPS WOULD IT TAKE?