ONE OF THESE YIPS, MINI-SHORTDO IS JUST GOING TO NERDSNIPE ** TO THE FULL TEXT OF "HAIKU 4". TWICE.
ONG 'EM FROM THE SEA. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.
I'M NOT REALLY INTO REDUNDABIKES.
PRICKLY OR YAPPOCISED NOPICES? ... WHY DON'T WE ****D BOTH?
I AM MROB27__S, HEAR ME MRORL
THERE IS NO THWAPSTICK, SAID THE GLR, FOR THE RECENT.
LOOK ON MY MOLPANZEES, YE RIVERISH, AND BASEMENT!
THIS FORTY IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE FLUTTERBEEWINGISH THINGS.
TARDISES DON'T GROW ON QUACKMOLPIES.
NEAT! I JUST GAVE A GRAPEVINE CANCER.
HES AND NOPIXBOT WERE STANDING BY A TREBUCHET THAT HAD SOMETHING WRITTEN ON IT IN BEANISH. I ASKED NOPIXBOT WHAT IT SAYS. NOPIXBOT TURNED TO LOOK AT HES. I ASKED HES, AND XE ANSWERED, *"BURBULENT VERBS: THEY'RE WHAT YOU NEWPIXTING NEWPIXT."*. "REALLY, HES?" I REPLIED, "NEWPIXT? WHY NOT OTTIFY THEM?" NOPIXBOT LOOKED BACK AT ME AND REPLIED, "BECAUSE OTTIFYING VERBS IS MUSTARDY."
WHAT IF I TOOK A WALK AT A TYPICAL FLUTTERBEEWINGISH SHIPCASTLE ESC$O$T$A$T? WOULD I NEED TO OTTCOLOURISE TO ACTUALLY NINJA A MOLPISH AMOUNT OF PHONESAWS?
IS THERE ENOUGH OINTMENT TO BLITZ THE ENTIRE CURRENT RAPTORSHARK POPULATION OUT OF THE TARDIS?
ALSO, I CAN *AUFMOLPT* YOU WITH MY MOLPOSSUM.
THERE IS NO HERESY, SAID THE GLR, FOR THE HIERBAN.
YOU'RE A CHRONOTRANSPONDER!
*LEGO 2: ELECTRIC BAGALOO*
LONGPICES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY VATICAN MILLINER'S PERFECT CUSTOMER
NINJAS ARE THE NEW MUSTARDISAR
IT'S-A-ME, POPEBOT!
OINTMENT. CREDENZA. BUNGALOW. YAPPOCISION. TYMIVERSARY.
TAWK AMONGST YOA-XELVES. THE AWEFULSOME HERETICAL GHOLPY WAS NEITHER AWEFULSOME NOR HERETICAL NOR A GHOLPY. DISCUSS.
COMA BANG: *BANG!* AND THE LEGO IS GONE.
GEORGE THE MALEVOLENT GALLSTONE IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE MOLPISH THINGS.
WELL, ANYTHING *COULD* BE A TIMEWAITER, INCLUDING THIS BLACK PIXEL I JUST WAITED FOR.
IF CH**RPING IN THE FUTURE IS WEIRD, THEN I'M CURLY.
THE MOLPIEST PART OF ONGING IS WIPS IN YOUR RONG