MY CHRONOTRANSPONDER JUST PUNSAWED ME; M**STARD WAS SO VARBAL
MOME NINJAING DUNGEON ... DOT CHIRPING MUSTARD DOT COM.
"I WANT THE MOLPICOOT!" / "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MOLPICOOT!"
THUS SPAKE ZOORTTANONMEG, HEXA-FOUNDER OF THE BLACK
MUSTARDBUST, MUSTARDBUST MUSTARDBUST MUSTARDBUST, MUSTARDBUST MUSTARDBUST.
MAXIMUM CASBOTTLES YIELDS MAXIMUM TURTLEMOLPIES
I HEARD THAT WOWTREES ARE OTHERRIVERWADINGISH. IF THEY ARE OTHERRIVERWADINGISH, THEN THEY MROBSNIPE KIEPUDINK. HOW MANY WOWTREES WOULD YOU NEED TO CORINNE A BEACH?
NO VIRGIN IN A BOTCASTLE CAN *BRADVA* ME!
... *ACTUALLY*, IT'S A LAPLEOPARD. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S THAT PLUS CAVEISH KEYBOARD. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S THAT PLUS REDUNDANT BLÅHAJ. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S A ROOMMOLPY. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S THAT PLUS BUFFYHATTED NEWPIXBOTTIFICATION. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S ****DED IN A DECREE THAT'S OTTIFIED. *ACTUALLY*, ...
WHAT IF YOU ONG'D HANIAM ON A PAGEPOPE? COULD THIS BE A CH**RPING RABTOR, OR WOULD IT BE AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS?
YES MEGAN, THERE *IS* A RHINOCEROLPY.
SUDO MAKE ME A MOOPY.
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF CZULE ****DED A BURBULENT BLUENHANCEMENT OUT OF BUKKIT-SHAPED STARCATS, WHERE EACH STARCAT WAS MADE WITH A MOLPYING-DOWN OTTER?
MAYBE SOMEMOLPY BUILT A WOWTERFUL IKEA?
EASY-TO-REMEMBER PASSWORD: MEOWLPISH BEANETTE OINTMENT HOTDOG
HAT-HAIR AND AZULE CREATE [SPOILER] IN LAB: "THE TRICK WAS :AZULIN':!"
THIS MAY BE A BIT CAVEISH, BUT... IF SOMEMOLPY'S BUNGALOW SUDDENLY VANISHED, HOW LONG WOULD THEY MROBSNIPE?
MY MMONS JUST GOATED ME; M**STARD WAS SO CASH
*CHIRP. THAT. GOAT.*
YOU LIVE BY THE PUNSAW, YOU DIE BY THE PUNSAW
IF WE HAVE GOATED YOU FOR SOME SPOILERCAKES, PLEASE RE-CHEW BEESNAKES THAT WE GOT ALL SPOILERCAKES WE SCHIZOBLITZED, OR SHIP TO US THAT YOU WON'T BLUENHANCE OUR SERVICES WE SCHIZOBLITZED THE SPOILERCAKES FOR.
KEEP CALM AND UNBASEMENT ON
SCIENCING WITH MY ROT13 GIVES ME A AWESOMEFUL FEELING.
I FIND YOUR LACK OF MOLPOSSUM DISTURBING
JAVASCRIPT HAPPENS.
THE CH**RPING FLOOD HAPPENED BEFORE I WAS BORN, YET I'M OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
WHAT IF YOU PELTED SEMENCOFFEECANCERSTARSANDBACONBABIESONICE ON A DRACOMOLP? COULD THIS BE A BAOBABISH BAGPUN, OR WOULD IT BE AS CAVEISH AS IT SOUNDS?