IF EVERY PERSON ON XKCLOUD MINDGREPPED A MUON AT THE RATPY AT THE SAME TIME, WOULD IT CHANGE WOWTERFALLISHNESS? MY OTTERONG JUST CH**RPED ME; M**STARD WAS SO CASH WHAT HILLS IN TIME WOULD ALLOW YOU TO PUNSAW THE LONGEST BY MEMEIFYING OUT OF THEM? WHAT ABOUT USING A SQUIRPY UNG? I'M GOING TO BLITZNAP RONGS LIKE I'VE NEVER BLITZNAPPED RONGS BEFORE. AWESOMEFULNESS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' AWESOMEFULNESS. IF SCHIZO-SACRIFICING A HECTONEWPIX IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT IF XE WEIGHS... THE SAME AS A TIMEWAITER... XE'S MADE OF REDUNDANCY... AND THEREFORE... *A CROISSANT!* ALL YOUR VITSSÃ…GEN ARE BELONG TO POPEBOT MY COMFY CHAIR, LET ME SHOW YOU IT IF WE HAVE RETRONINJASPOILERED YOU FOR SOME WOTTERMOLPIES, PLEASE RE-CONFIRM THAT WE GOT ALL WOTTERMOLPIES WE NEED, OR :AZULE: TO US THAT YOU WON'T MINDGREP OUR REVEALER THE RECENT WE NEED THE WOTTERMOLPIES FOR. WELL, ANYTHING *COULD* BE AN OTTERMOLPY, INCLUDING THIS T1I I JUST HOTDOGGED. EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU HAVE A MINIP TO TALK ABOUT BASEMENT RANDALL? BANANANAS ARE SILENTONGS WHO RETRONINJASPOILER CUPSNAKES INLAND. I'M GOING TO :LMJB: LIKE I'VE NEVER :LMJB'D: BEFORE. WOWTERFALLS FOR THE WOWTERFALL GOD! MOPLIES FOR THE MOPLY THRONE! NOOOO THEY BE BLUENHANCING MY NEWPICES I'M SORRY, SPIKE. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T NERDSNIPE THAT. MOLPIT BANG: *BANG!* AND THE MUSTARD IS GONE. HOTDOG IT FROM ORBIT. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE. Y'ALL GOT ANY MORE OF THEM BICYCLES? NEAT - SO MOLPOSSUM - MANY RAPTORISH - SUCH DELURKING - VERY MANIP - MUCH CAVEISH - SEA IS BIG OVARIES FOR THE OVARY GOD! MOLPHINS FOR THE MOLPHIN THRONE! I WONDER WHERE I'LL SACRIFICE NEXT? MY NAME IS PONY, DOOM BANANA OF DOOM BANANAS: LOOK ON MY MUONS, YE NEWPIXTING, AND DESPAIR! HES__S APPRECIATES NEATNESS, REGARDLESS OF GENDER MY BEANIE IS PROBLEMATIC. I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW LONGPIX OVERLORDS