Index to the One True Thread
Using the "printable" view (append "&view=print" to the end of anyURL at fora.xkcd.com), the first 2660 pages of the OTT contain 106400 posts, 2003943 lines, 13422852 words, and 100137534 characters.
For detailed statistics, visit either of the pages "Cumulative OTT word-counts by NewPage" and "Average Rates", both of which are linked from the Table of Contents.
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Time Resources by Other OTTers
(These are listed in the order they were announced in the OTT, with retro-edits allowed only if within a newpix or two)
List of most common nouns in the OTT
The xkcd 1190 "Time" Dialogue (OTT:2215:x)
@mscha, OTT:1617:11 "Re: 1190: 'Time'" (the first t1i frame)
xkcd TimeAfterTimeframe 315 (t1i-0000) (@mscha's viewer set to the first frame)
OTT:1730:12 "Re: 1190: 'Time'" (the delurk post)
OTT:1776:33 "Kerning" (regarding how you had to fix letter-spacing mustard)
OTT:1930:8 "Time For Time After Time" (warning that you might not be able to keep up with the 4-hour ONG rate)
@balthasar_s, OTT:2016:27 "Re: 1190: 'Time'" (the t1i end title frame)
OTT:2020:0 "The Making Of t1i"
OTT:2041:17 "t1i – How It Began"
@mscha, OTT:2073:28 "Time After Time: t1i-1414" (the surprise new frame in which Cuegan are returning the maps)
OTT:2095:3 "Re: 1190: 'Time'" (comments about hiding secrets so well that nobody even knows there is something to find)
@ggh, OTT:2099:3 "Re: 1190: 'Time'" (retro-edited 12 hours later) (showing the hidden text in t1i-0216 and t1i-1408)
OTT:2100:17 "Re: THE SEA IS BLUE" (explaining the name "t1i")
OTT:2101:37 "Mustard report, part 1/2" (concerning blue pixels, I don't think you did a "part 2")
OTT:2109:37 "Re: 1190: 'Time'" (revealing the timing of t1i as related to Christmas)
OTT:2120:6 "t1i – How It Took Shape"
OTT:2141:34 "t1i – The First ONGs"
@mscha, OTT:2163:0 "Time After Time: t1i-1415" (another surprise frame, which maybe someone will explain someday)
OTT:2178:38 "Re: 1190: 'Time'" (explaining the hidden message in the panpix pixel-offsets)
OTT:2180:19 "SilentBot" (explaining the collaboration with @balthasar_s to UNG the t1i frames)
OTT:2189:36 "t1i – How I Learned To Wait For It"
OTT:2192:25 "t1i - Let's Go To The Top!"
OTT:2218:14 "t1i – The Delurk"
OTT:2233:0 "TimeAfterTime Revisited" (@SilentTimer's session at OTTercon, read aloud by @lmjb1964)
OTT:2242:39 "t1i – Don't Kill The Beanies!"
OTT:2245:18 "t1i – How The Bluecave Was Formed"
OTT:2264:29 "t1i – The Recursive Story"
OTT:2299:15 "t1i – It's Green Everywhere"
OTT:2317:38 "t1i – Radioactive Recovery"
OTT:2337:25 "t1i – A Drawing OF The Cave"
OTT:2340:19 "t1i – Shipping T** **d"
OTT:2349:2 "t1i – T** **dversary"
OTT:2377:19 "t1i – Did You Notice The SilentBot?"
OTT:2398:27 "t1i – The Making Of"
OTT:2409:18 "TimeAfterTime Revisited – t1i-0013"
@mscha, OTT:2369:7 (the first t-1 frame)
@mscha, OTT:2454:23 (the final t-1 frame)
@ggh, OTT:2477:0 (gives the translations for all the Proto-Beanish text, and identifies @taixzo as the creator of t-1)
@taixzo, OTT:2486:33 "The making of t-1: PROLOGUE"
@taixzo, OTT:2500:0 ("thought transmissions" from 2015 Feb and 2015 June)
ONGing (on a Mac)
After an ONG, one would click here
type cmd-L, cmd-C, cmd-`, cmd-V
(and either be ninja'd or not) Ch*rp! Ninja'd again!
click-drag (to select [img] tag)
click (to put the selected text in a Spoiler:)
click to place carat where I want to type
type Edit: Ninja'd
click Submit button
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