Earth scientists invent tiny icky things which understand us too well and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Marine Corps, so scientists invent a weapon which kills them (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny mechanical devices which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant reptiles which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Navy, so scientists invent a weapon which kills them (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, but they fall in love with this beautiful girl and they get married and live happily forever after (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Moon reptiles which are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Moon superpersons who look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and not destroyed but everyone dies (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Betelgeusen icky things which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the atomic bomb, but a priest talks to them of God and they leave (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic superpersons who are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian reptiles which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are not radioactive and can be killed by the atomic bomb (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant extragalactic reptiles which are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Betelgeusen reptiles which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian reptiles which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the atomic bomb, but a priest talks to them of God and they leave (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny reptiles which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are radioactive and can be killed by the Air Force (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic superpersons who want our women, take a few and leave (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny reptiles which want our women and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Moon icky things which are friendly (The End)
Earth freezes and everyone dies (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant mechanical devices which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and can be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant mechanical devices which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant mechanical devices which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian reptiles which understand us too well and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny superpersons who understand us too well and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Air Force, so they eat us (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian reptiles which are friendly (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and not destroyed but everyone dies (The End)