Earth scientists invent giant superpersons who misunderstand us and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Navy, so they put us under a benign dictatorship (The End)
Earth falls into the sun and everyone dies (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant superpersons who misunderstand us and are not radioactive and can be killed by the atomic bomb (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant extragalactic mechanical devices which understand us too well and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny mechanical devices which misunderstand us and are radioactive and can be killed by the Air Force (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny mechanical devices which are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian reptiles which understand us too well and are radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny reptiles which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, so they kill us (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny superpersons who want our women and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and not destroyed but almost everyone dies (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny bugs which misunderstand us and are radioactive and can be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which misunderstand us and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Navy, but they fall in love with this beautiful girl and they die (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian icky things which want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Air Force, but a cute little kid convinces them that people are OK and they die (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and destroyed (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Betelgeusen bugs which misunderstand us and are radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant icky things which want our women and are radioactive and can be killed by the Air Force (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which want our women, take a few and leave (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian icky things which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Marine Corps (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant icky things which want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the atomic bomb, so scientists invent a weapon which fails, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian superpersons who are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Army, but a cute little kid convinces them that people are OK and they die (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant reptiles which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so they eat us (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and destroyed (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian mechanical devices which want our women and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Air Force (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny icky things which misunderstand us and are radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Moon reptiles which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and can be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches (The End)