Earth scientists discover tiny icky things which are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian mechanical devices which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny icky things which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the atomic bomb, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and destroyed (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny bugs which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Marine Corps, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian reptiles which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Moon mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so scientists invent a weapon which fails, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which want our women and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so scientists invent a weapon which kills them (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny icky things which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, but a priest talks to them of God and they die (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Marine Corps (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant reptiles which are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic mechanical devices which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and can be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant icky things which understand us too well and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, so they eat us (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny mechanical devices which want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, so they kill us (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, but a cute little kid convinces them that people are OK and they leave (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny reptiles which want our women and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Moon icky things which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and can be killed by the atomic bomb (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant bugs which want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Air Force, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny icky things which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Air Force (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian reptiles which understand us too well and are not radioactive and can be killed by the atomic bomb (The End)
Earth freezes and almost everyone dies (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant mechanical devices which understand us too well and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian reptiles which understand us too well and are radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and destroyed (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic superpersons who understand us too well and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End)