Earth is attacked by tiny Martian icky things which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny bugs which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and saved (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian bugs which are friendly (The End)
Earth burns up and everyone dies (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant icky things which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Air Force, so they eat us (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant reptiles which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Air Force (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Betelgeusen bugs which want our women and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian reptiles which understand us too well and are radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian mechanical devices which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny icky things which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny superpersons who look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are radioactive and can be killed by the Marine Corps (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which understand us too well and are not radioactive and can be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and saved (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant bugs which misunderstand us and are radioactive and can be killed by the Marine Corps (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which want our women and are radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian icky things which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny mechanical devices which understand us too well and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Air Force, so they put us under a benign dictatorship (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny icky things which want our women and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant icky things which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant bugs which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and can be killed by the atomic bomb (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Marine Corps, so scientists invent a weapon which turns them into disgusting lumps (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant mechanical devices which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny superpersons who are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Marine Corps, so scientists invent a weapon which fails, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)