Earth is attacked by giant Martian bugs which want our women and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Marine Corps (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and destroyed (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Betelgeusen superpersons who want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Marine Corps, but a cute little kid convinces them that people are OK and they turn into disgusting lumps (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant icky things which understand us too well and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Marine Corps, but a priest talks to them of God and they leave (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny reptiles which want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Navy, so scientists invent a weapon which turns them into disgusting lumps (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Betelgeusen bugs which want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Navy, so they eat us (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic mechanical devices which are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian superpersons who are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian superpersons who are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Moon superpersons who are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so scientists invent a weapon which fails, so they put us under a benign dictatorship (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian bugs which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant mechanical devices which want our women, take a few and leave (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian mechanical devices which understand us too well and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Army, but they fall in love with this beautiful girl and they leave (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny bugs which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny reptiles which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic superpersons who are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic mechanical devices which understand us too well and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, so they put us under a benign dictatorship (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant superpersons who look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian mechanical devices which want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so scientists invent a weapon which kills them (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Betelgeusen mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Army, but a cute little kid convinces them that people are OK and they die (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which want our women, take a few and leave (The End)
Earth falls into the sun and everyone dies (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny mechanical devices which are friendly (The End)
Earth falls into the sun and almost everyone dies (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Moon bugs which want our women, take a few and leave (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant superpersons who want our women, take a few and leave (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian icky things which understand us too well and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Air Force, but they fall in love with this beautiful girl and they get married and live happily forever after (The End)