Earth scientists invent giant bugs which misunderstand us and are radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Martian mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End) Earth scientists discover tiny superpersons who are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Marine Corps (The End) Earth is attacked by tiny Martian reptiles which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so they put us under a benign dictatorship (The End) Earth is attacked by tiny Martian icky things which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and can be killed by the atomic bomb (The End) Earth scientists invent tiny mechanical devices which are friendly (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Martian mechanical devices which want our women and are radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End) Earth scientists discover giant bugs which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the atomic bomb, so they eat us (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Betelgeusen superpersons who understand us too well and are radioactive and can be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches (The End) Earth scientists invent giant mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End) Earth scientists discover tiny bugs which are friendly (The End) Earth scientists invent tiny icky things which misunderstand us and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Navy, so they eat us (The End) Earth is attacked by tiny Moon superpersons who misunderstand us and are radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End) Earth is struck by a giant comet and saved (The End) Earth scientists discover giant mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Marine Corps, so scientists invent a weapon which kills them (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Martian mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the atomic bomb, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End) Earth is attacked by tiny Martian bugs which understand us too well and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Air Force, so they eat us (The End) Earth scientists discover giant bugs which understand us too well and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End) Earth scientists invent giant icky things which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Betelgeusen mechanical devices which are friendly (The End) Earth is attacked by tiny Martian bugs which understand us too well and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Martian reptiles which are friendly (The End) Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End) Earth scientists invent giant superpersons who misunderstand us and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Army, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End) Earth scientists invent tiny icky things which are friendly (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Moon superpersons who are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Marine Corps (The End) Earth is attacked by tiny Martian bugs which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End)