Earth scientists invent giant icky things which want our women and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Navy, so scientists invent a weapon which turns them into disgusting lumps (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny icky things which understand us too well and are radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian bugs which want our women, take a few and leave (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and destroyed (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the atomic bomb, so they put us under a benign dictatorship (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant extragalactic bugs which misunderstand us and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Air Force, so they put us under a benign dictatorship (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and not destroyed but everyone dies (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant superpersons who understand us too well and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so they eat us (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and not destroyed but everyone dies (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and can be killed by the atomic bomb (The End)
Earth burns up and everyone dies (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Moon mechanical devices which misunderstand us and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Army, but a priest talks to them of God and they die (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant superpersons who misunderstand us and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so scientists invent a weapon which kills them (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Moon bugs which understand us too well and are radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant superpersons who look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny reptiles which want our women, take a few and leave (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant reptiles which understand us too well and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Army, but they fall in love with this beautiful girl and they get married and live happily forever after (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Moon superpersons who misunderstand us and are radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the atomic bomb, so scientists invent a weapon which turns them into disgusting lumps (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant superpersons who want our women, take a few and leave (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Betelgeusen mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and can be killed by the Air Force (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny reptiles which are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian superpersons who want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Marine Corps, so scientists invent a weapon which kills them (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny icky things which misunderstand us and are radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Moon reptiles which understand us too well and are radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End)