Earth is attacked by giant Moon superpersons who are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Betelgeusen bugs which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Air Force (The End)
Earth scientists invent tiny mechanical devices which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Army, so they kill us (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian mechanical devices which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant extragalactic reptiles which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are radioactive and can be killed by the Navy (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian icky things which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant icky things which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Army, so scientists invent a weapon which kills them (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian bugs which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant mechanical devices which understand us too well and are radioactive and can be killed by the Air Force (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny bugs which want our women and are radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny reptiles which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, so they kill us (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic mechanical devices which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so scientists invent a weapon which turns them into disgusting lumps (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian icky things which are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian bugs which want our women and are radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth scientists invent giant icky things which want our women and are radioactive and can be killed by the Marine Corps (The End)
Earth is attacked by giant Martian mechanical devices which are friendly (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant reptiles which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Army, so scientists invent a weapon which turns them into disgusting lumps (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant mechanical devices which understand us too well and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the atomic bomb, but a priest talks to them of God and they die (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and not destroyed but everyone dies (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny mechanical devices which want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)
Earth is struck by a giant comet and not destroyed but almost everyone dies (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic superpersons who are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian icky things which understand us too well and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End)
Earth scientists discover giant superpersons who look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Martian bugs which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and eat us (The End)
Earth scientists discover tiny bugs which are friendly (The End)
Earth is attacked by tiny Betelgeusen bugs which want our women and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, but they fall in love with this beautiful girl and they get married and live happily forever after (The End)