Earth burns up and almost everyone dies (The End) Earth is attacked by tiny Martian reptiles which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End) Earth scientists invent giant superpersons who understand us too well and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Coast Guard (The End) Earth is struck by a giant comet and not destroyed but everyone dies (The End) Earth scientists discover giant icky things which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, so scientists invent a weapon which kills them (The End) Earth is struck by a giant comet and saved (The End) Earth freezes and almost everyone dies (The End) Earth scientists discover tiny mechanical devices which understand us too well and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Air Force, but a cute little kid convinces them that people are OK and they leave (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Martian icky things which want our women, take a few and leave (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Betelgeusen bugs which are friendly (The End) Earth scientists invent giant mechanical devices which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches, but they fall in love with this beautiful girl and they turn into disgusting lumps (The End) Earth scientists invent giant reptiles which misunderstand us and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so scientists invent a weapon which turns them into disgusting lumps (The End) Earth is struck by a giant comet and not destroyed but almost everyone dies (The End) Earth scientists discover giant superpersons who want our women and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Navy, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Moon icky things which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and cannot be killed by the Coast Guard, so they eat us (The End) Earth scientists discover giant mechanical devices which want our women, take a few and leave (The End) Earth scientists invent tiny mechanical devices which want our women and are radioactive and can be killed by the Army (The End) Earth scientists invent tiny icky things which want our women, take a few and leave (The End) Earth scientists discover tiny bugs which understand us too well and are not radioactive and can be killed by a crowd of peasants with torches (The End) Earth scientists discover tiny mechanical devices which are friendly (The End) Earth is attacked by giant Moon reptiles which are friendly (The End) Earth is attacked by tiny Martian reptiles which misunderstand us and are not radioactive and can be killed by the atomic bomb (The End) Earth is attacked by tiny extragalactic bugs which are friendly (The End) Earth is attacked by tiny Martian reptiles which look upon us only as a source of nourishment and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Navy, so they put us under a benign dictatorship (The End) Earth scientists discover tiny icky things which are friendly but misunderstood and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Marine Corps, so they put us under a benign dictatorship (The End) Earth scientists discover tiny bugs which are friendly but misunderstood and are not radioactive and can be killed by the Marine Corps (The End) Earth scientists discover giant bugs which misunderstand us and are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Marine Corps, but they die from catching chicken pox (The End)