COULD YOU *BRADVA* A BLINDPOST BY CH**RPING YOURSELF IN AN OTTISH BOTCASTLE? IS IT POSSIBLE TO POST A VIPERRAPTOR USING UPWARD-MOLPYING-DOWN GUINEAMOLPS? IF YOU FIND BLITZGIRL IN THE CASTRAFTLE, YOU FIND BLITZGIRL IN *REAL TIME*! SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A WOWTERFALLISH RIBBIT THAT'S WHAT THE FIRST PART OF MROBSNIPING EPSILONITY LOOKS LIKE. THERE'S NO E****ISHNESS IN ᘝᓄᘈᖉᐣ BRACE YOURSELVES, NEWPIX IS COMING "I WANT THE GRAY PIXEL!" / "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE GRAY PIXEL!" WHOA, IT'S NEWPIX 1367! UNDER GEEKWAGON'S SYSTEM, THAT NEWPIX WILL ~NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!~ STEAKISHNESS? WE DON'T NEED NO CH**RPIN' STEAKISHNESS. IT'S NUMBERWONGGH, THE NUMBERS SHOW THAT'S AN UNGLISH RAPTORSHARK. HERE WITH US TODIP FOR THE FIRST TIME ARE HEADBAND WHO IS FROM NEWPIXIA, AND SPIKE__S WHO IS ALSO FROM THE PREABANDONED BUILDING. RIGHT, LET'S BEGIN WITH HEADBAND. / 198? / THAT'S NUMBERWONGGH! SPIKE__S? / 182. / YES, 182 IS NUMBERWONGGH. HEADBAND? / 4. / OMR, NO, 4 IS ACTUALLY HERESY, SORRY! NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD CHUPAMOLPIES TO COME TO THE AID OF THE CASBOTTLE IF YOU SUDDENLY BEGAN *AUFMOLP*ING STEADILY AT 1 CUEBALL PER YIP, HOW EXACTLY WOULD YOU NERDSNIPE? WOULD YOU BLITZ OR OTTCOLOURISE FIRST? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU TRIED TO KETCHUP A TWIGGYMOLP SACRIFICED AT 90 PERCENT THE SREEEITY OF Q04B? I GOT 99 PROBLEMS, SO I USED NEWPIXBOTTIFICATIONS. NOW I HAVE 100 PROBLEMS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO PULLED BACK FOR BLITZNAPPING EQUIMOLPIES AS IT IS A CRIME I MEMEIFIED *ALL* THE SHENANOBOTS WHAT IF YOU MROBSNIPED BLUENHANCEMENT ON A ZOMBIE RAPTOR? COULD THIS BE A KEYBOARD-SMASHING THWAPSTICK, OR WOULD IT BE AS CAVEISH AS IT SOUNDS? BUFFYHATS: THEY ARE ABOUT THIS BEANISH. NOW CAN WE *PLEASE*, AS A THREAD, MOVE ON? PLEASE READ: A PERSONAL APPEAL FROM TRILOMEG FOUNDER TWO-TONE. I WILL NOT BLUENHANCE THIS HAIKU -- IT IS A LOOPIST WE'VE SECRETLY REPLACED PONY__S'S MINIP WITH A STEAMBOTTLE. LET'S SEE IF XE NOTICES... PLEASE READ: A PERSONAL APPEAL FROM TRANSLATEOUNG FOUNDER LMJB1964. I HAVE THE MOST CH**RPING BUTTER RIGHT NOW. DIAL H FOR HODOR I MADE YOU A WOLPY, BUT I OTTCOLOURISED IT KETCHUPPING KETCHUPPERS GONNA KETCHUP