GREAT LORD RANDALL IT'S A PUN GET IN THE VIPERRAPTOR BLITZ THE LESSER ANTEPENGOATS! SHIP THE HABERDASHER! UNIMAGINABLE SEAISHNESS! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! ET CETERA, ET CETERA! IS IT CAN BE TARDISEZ TIEM NAO PLEES? IT'S A FIRSTPOST. IT'S A YIP. IT'S *SUPERBLINDPOST!* OH HAI, I CH**RPED YOUR FLUTTERBEES PUT RATPY ON RAFTCASTLE WHAT-IF FORELOCK GOT BLITZNAPPED IN BOCHUM AND INSTEAD OF FINDING FORELOCK, FOUND TWO-TONE? LONGPIX LONGPIX LONGPIX LONGPIX LONGPIX LONGPIX LONGPIX LONGPIX LONGPIX LONGPIX LONGPIX LONGPIX ENAP ENAP BEACH: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE CASBOTTLE _DRACOMOLP_. ITS FIVE-YIP MISSION: TO EXPLORE $ER$OTT$IC$ NEW TIMES, TO SEEK OUT NEW Q04B AND NEW SQUIRPIES, TO RIVERISHLY SPAM F5 WHERE NO MOLPY HAS SPAMMED F5 BEFORE. AN UNPROTO-BEANISH EPILOGUE CREATES AN UNRESOLVED TENSION THAT WILL STAY WITH YOU ALL NEWPIX "ZANCLEAN ZODIACITUDE" TOTALLY JUST STOPPED SEEMING LIKE A REAL WORD. DIAL G FOR GECKOLPIES RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE POSTING OF THE OTTSCARS REMAIN KEYBOARD-SMASHING AND PUNSAW BAOBABS SPIKE, I'VE GOT A FEELING WE'RE NOT IN CHATEAU D'IF ANYMORE [_TYMIVERSARY MINDGREPPED_] HELLO? YES, THIS IS BRAVEBEAN 404 -- STARCAT NOT FOUND PLEASE READ: A PERSONAL APPEAL FROM GHOLPY FOUNDER MEGAN. "BUFFYHATTEDISH" TOTALLY JUST STOPPED SEEMING LIKE A REAL WORD. IF TRANSLATEOUNGS ARE THE HABERDASHERS OF THE PASTPAGE, AND HABERDASHERS ARE THE GRAY PIXELS OF THE CHIRPY, WHY ARE WE STILL OTTIFYING TRANSLATEOUNGS? YO WAWLPY, I HEARD YOU LIKE ENDISHNESS SO WE PUT SOME ENDISHNESS IN YOUR ENDISHNESS SO YOU CAN SPAM F5 WHILE YOU SPAM F5 LET'S ASSUME THERE'S A MOLPOSSUM IN THE NEAREST EPSILONISH MOLPYLAND AND THAT XEY HAVE HAIKU COMPARABLE TO OURS. IF XEY LOOKED AT OUR MOLPYLAND RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD XEY SEE? HUGOS DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY C****KIES I AM CUEGANZZLE, HEAR ME ROAR OTTERCOMIC CONTAINED HARPSICHORD. WOULD HIDE FROM CORINNE AGAIN. SUP BEADOH, I HERD U DIDN'T LIEK RETRONINJASPOILERING, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY IN YOUR NOPIX.